Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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