next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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