I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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