Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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