just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
