i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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