do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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