My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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