Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
