just come out here and I will go home with you...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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