No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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