I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
