whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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