I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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