it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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