Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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