I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
