We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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