Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
