kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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