Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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