fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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