Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You're a disaster
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