WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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