You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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