you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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