I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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