covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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