She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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