it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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