I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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