You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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