Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
