i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
