She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize
