the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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