You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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