scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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