Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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