Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize