please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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