the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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