***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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