I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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