So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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