better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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