this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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