Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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