she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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