school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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