people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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