I'm drive I can fine osifer
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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