Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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