Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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