I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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