Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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